Chris Perkins: These Dolphins nicknames will crack you up

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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — Dolphins special teams coordinator Chris Tabor has lots of interesting names to choose among when he calls on players to answer questions in his meetings. There’s “Ding Dong,” “The Accountant,” “Butkus,” “The Englishman,” “Trader Joe’s,” “Whatever,” and “The Hamster,” who, proudly, was recently promoted to “The Gerbil.” And that’s only a fraction of the 20 or so nicknames ...
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