Game Thread: White Sox (70-63) at Twins (64-70)

What happened

In which the Twins face the division leaders, and I make a hopeless plea for a Quiet Day at the ballpark.

Summary assembled by rule from the sources below

Timeline

1. 23:10
   First appeared on Yahoo SportsYYahoo Sports
2. 23:50
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