"I'm desperately looking for anybody who knows anybody at Valve": open world satire Future? No Thanks! is still locked in Steam horny jail

What happened
Even as GTA 6 breaks the internet with its vistas of full frontal nudity, poledancers and endless, lustful twerking, another promising open world satire with "mild nudity" and some racey encounters has been rendered invisible to a whole swathe of Steam users thanks to Valve's squeamishness about "porn". This is despite its creator deleting the associated "sex quest". Read more
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