White Sox 4, Twins 1: ChiSox treat Zebby Matthews to dong show

What happened

Chicks don’t dig the long ball when you’re giving them up, and the Twins offense is piffle.

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Timeline

1. 02:18
   First appeared on Yahoo SportsYYahoo Sports
2. 02:21
   Yahoo Sports followed upYYahoo Sports

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